- Me: So what did you do today?
- Johnson: Cut the tree.
- Me: For what? o.o
- Johnson: What do you mean for what? The tree was too big
- Me: HAHAHA whatttt!! I never heard that before.
- Johnson: That's because you're not an outdoors person
- Me: Oooh okok you won that round.
- LOLOL how am I suppose to know what cut the tree meant -____-x